Santa Killed JFK

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Santa Claus has come to Dallas Texas bringing death
With a sniper rifle in his hand, and bourbon on his breath
With strained relations, with the invasion of the Bay of Pigs
The CIA got ol' Saint Nick to modify his naughty list

Because the North Pole and the Grassy Knoll are one and the same
'Cause Santa Killed JFK
Yeah Santa Killed JFK

Well Oswald was a patsy, but alas that sucker's dead
And it wasn't no damn soviets, but still his suit was red
And there must have been some magic in that bullet that he found
For when he missed the president it bounced right back around

Chris Kringle, pumps him full of Ho-Ho-Holes, as Jackie screams his name
'Cause Santa Killed JFK
Yeah Santa Killed JFK

You better watch out, and you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Because his good list, does not exist, unless you play their game
'Cause Santa Killed JFK
Yeah Santa Killed JFK

Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got something to say, but nothing comes out
When they move their lips, it's just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about...
Santa Claus killing JFK

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from 'Tis the Season to Praise Satan, released December 3, 2014

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