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"I DON'T FRIGGIN GIVE A HECK"

by the BCASA

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Burger King Kong was created by man A victim of some sinister plan With invisible shackles to the Pentagon But a king's no king when the chains are on And Burger King Kong's done nothing wrong Burger King Kong is a man made beast We gave him the crown and devoured his feast He only wants peace, though he's true and strong 'Cause what he really wants is to belong And Burger King Kong's done nothing wrong Burger King Kong is a hundred feet tall And the bigger the beast, the harder they fall And though we think that he'll kill us all Burger King Kong's done nothing wrong Burger King Kong is a soft hearted monster A cross between king, gorilla and whopper And though he's alone his heart remains strong He quests to find love and to belong To live out his days by a Burger Queen Kong
2.
I was born in '85 A genuine bonafide Member of the league of scribes So I thirsted like a fiend Jonesing for my nicotine Truly blessed with gifts unseen But what I want to do or say You will tell me anyway: "You should write a song about Donkey" Another simple song About Donkey Kong Make it a sing-a-long So we can sing a stupid song about Donkey Kong Yeah you should write a song about Donkey Kong I was born in '89 A genuine certified Member of the league of scribes So I thirsted like a fiend Jonesing for my nicotine Now I want cookies and cream
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This is another song again About Ninja Turtles and Hadoukens With stolen lyrics from the Wu Tang Clan So let the absurdities commence With another pop culture reference Delivered with righteous force firsthand by... The greatest band to ever live The greatest band to ever die Yo, straight from the hip hop embassy At the edge of all wicked galaxies Rocks a party with all the dead MCs So to MCA and ODB I'd like to offer my deepest RIPs And another demo-track MP3 by... The greatest band to ever live The greatest band to ever die So let the absurdities commence With another pop culture reference Delivered with righteous force first hand By singing "Batman, Batman, Batman"
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I don’t drink and I don’t smoke ‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool I’m high on life and diet Coke ‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool I just wanna wear a helmet I just wanna stay in school I don’t wanna be like Elvis I don’t wanna be cool When I wear sandals I wear socks ‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool When the light’s red I never cross ‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool I always walk, I never run Especially when by the pool I don’t wear shades unless there’s sun ‘Cause I don’t wanna be I don’t wanna play guitar 'Cause I do not want to be cool I guess I’ll never be a star ‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool I wanna be your average Joe Well, look at me now; boy, life is cruel ‘Cause I’m the coolest guy I know When I don’t wanna be cool
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I just wanna get an iPhone 6 The all-new iPhone 6-6-6 I texted God my discontent, my holy scorn Now he's returned, the Christ our Lord, in pocket form The hour is nigh, I feel my destiny await I stand in line, my head held high, at Satan's gates I take the Apple from the serpent, I am blessed I swallow whole, this holy sacred iOS I am a shackled beast, who sprouts satanic horns Yet bows before the Christ our Lord, in pocket form
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Long live, God bless our Reptoid Koopa president The current champion of this deadly main event He rides the tracks, a savage beast, with loaded guns To blow your asses all to Mushroom Kingdom come Baby let's talk about Mario Kart 64 We burn our flags and stomp the portraits of our king Raised fists in air we curse the gifts these tyrants bring Down by the crossroads, hail the devil, make a deal To bring us turtle shells and cursed banana peels Am I thirteen or am I thirty-four? It doesn't matter with my 64 Do I know what I have been fighting for? It doesn't matter with my 64 I hit the... TUR-BO! I got a mushroom now TUR-BO! Motherfucking Star Power

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This album was made in space using space guitars.

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released August 15, 2018

All songs written and performed by boys.

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