Reptoid Humanoid Christmas

from 'Tis the Season to Praise Satan by the BCASA

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Is it bird, a plane, a sleigh or a flying saucer?
It's quite possible, Santa's an impostor
Check the signs, and skies, see it's evident
Green men are posing as Santa and the president
Who would've figured, that Kris Kringle
The gift giver's a shape-shifter who's come to get ya
A green lizard from Alpha Draconis
Come to planet Earth to enslave and to own us

Naughty girls, naughty boys
Want to get, lots of toys
Write your lists, praise your lord
Don't you be wishing for
A Reptoid Humanoid Christmas

The all-seeing eye on the pyramid
Found on your dollar bills' belongs to Ol' Saint Nick
And those who spend are on the good list
Those who don't are terrorists and communists, put 'em on the naughty list
The politicians and Father Christmas
Are greed breeding, baby eating, shape shifting beings
Who make the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
'Cause all they want for Christmas is a New World Order

Naughty girls, naughty boys
Want to get, lots of toys
Write your lists, praise your lord
Don't you be wishing for
A Reptoid Humanoid Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Earth
The reptoids ruled congress, the banks and the church
And we, as true citizens heeding the call
Spent all of our money at Cavendish mall
On all kinds of bullshit that we'll never need
To appease Ol' Saint Nick in his palace of greed
While President Reptoid sits up in his tower
Unwrapping his parcels of money and power
For Christmas

A Reptoid Humanoid Christmas

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from 'Tis the Season to Praise Satan, released December 3, 2014

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