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Burger King Kong
01:58
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Burger King Kong was created by man
A victim of some sinister plan
With invisible shackles to the Pentagon
But a king's no king when the chains are on
And Burger King Kong's done nothing wrong
Burger King Kong is a man made beast
We gave him the crown and devoured his feast
He only wants peace, though he's true and strong
'Cause what he really wants is to belong
And Burger King Kong's done nothing wrong
Burger King Kong is a hundred feet tall
And the bigger the beast, the harder they fall
And though we think that he'll kill us all
Burger King Kong's done nothing wrong
Burger King Kong is a soft hearted monster
A cross between king, gorilla and whopper
And though he's alone his heart remains strong
He quests to find love and to belong
To live out his days by a Burger Queen Kong
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I was born in '85
A genuine bonafide
Member of the league of scribes
So I thirsted like a fiend
Jonesing for my nicotine
Truly blessed with gifts unseen
But what I want to do or say
You will tell me anyway:
"You should write a song about Donkey"
Another simple song
About Donkey Kong
Make it a sing-a-long
So we can sing a stupid song about Donkey Kong
Yeah you should write a song about Donkey Kong
I was born in '89
A genuine certified
Member of the league of scribes
So I thirsted like a fiend
Jonesing for my nicotine
Now I want cookies and cream
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This is another song again
About Ninja Turtles and Hadoukens
With stolen lyrics from the Wu Tang Clan
So let the absurdities commence
With another pop culture reference
Delivered with righteous force firsthand by...
The greatest band to ever live
The greatest band to ever die
Yo, straight from the hip hop embassy
At the edge of all wicked galaxies
Rocks a party with all the dead MCs
So to MCA and ODB
I'd like to offer my deepest RIPs
And another demo-track MP3 by...
The greatest band to ever live
The greatest band to ever die
So let the absurdities commence
With another pop culture reference
Delivered with righteous force first hand
By singing "Batman, Batman, Batman"
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I Don't Wanna Be Cool
02:53
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I don’t drink and I don’t smoke
‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool
I’m high on life and diet Coke
‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool
I just wanna wear a helmet
I just wanna stay in school
I don’t wanna be like Elvis
I don’t wanna be cool
When I wear sandals I wear socks
‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool
When the light’s red I never cross
‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool
I always walk, I never run
Especially when by the pool
I don’t wear shades unless there’s sun
‘Cause I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna play guitar
'Cause I do not want to be cool
I guess I’ll never be a star
‘Cause I don’t wanna be cool
I wanna be your average Joe
Well, look at me now; boy, life is cruel
‘Cause I’m the coolest guy I know
When I don’t wanna be cool
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Alligator Man
00:18
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The All New iPhone 666
02:18
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I just wanna get an iPhone 6
The all-new iPhone 6-6-6
I texted God my discontent, my holy scorn
Now he's returned, the Christ our Lord, in pocket form
The hour is nigh, I feel my destiny await
I stand in line, my head held high, at Satan's gates
I take the Apple from the serpent, I am blessed
I swallow whole, this holy sacred iOS
I am a shackled beast, who sprouts satanic horns
Yet bows before the Christ our Lord, in pocket form
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Mario Kart 64
03:33
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Long live, God bless our Reptoid Koopa president
The current champion of this deadly main event
He rides the tracks, a savage beast, with loaded guns
To blow your asses all to Mushroom Kingdom come
Baby let's talk about
Mario Kart 64
We burn our flags and stomp the portraits of our king
Raised fists in air we curse the gifts these tyrants bring
Down by the crossroads, hail the devil, make a deal
To bring us turtle shells and cursed banana peels
Am I thirteen or am I thirty-four?
It doesn't matter with my 64
Do I know what I have been fighting for?
It doesn't matter with my 64
I hit the...
TUR-BO!
I got a mushroom now
TUR-BO!
Motherfucking Star Power
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